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WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
Klondike held a contest recently where they asked users to create and upload their own commercials for Klondike bars, and we decided to enter. The only real restriction was no “violence or acts that appear to cause harm”.
And we tried. We really did.
We even hired a beatboxer (Nate Lang) to star in it, and got Anya Garrett to direct it!
But, well…it should come as no surprise that we got disqualified. See below.

WHY WE DON’T HAVE A SHOW
People often ask us why we don’t have our own TV show. Here we attempt to demonstrate why.

JUST TALK
Submission for the NY 48 Hour Film Project. Filmmakers are given 3 required elements, a genre, and 48 hours to make a film.
Required elements:
Character - Tetley Fairfax, Writer
Prop - Conference badge
Line of Dialogue - “If you must know, my father told me.”
Genre - Romance.

Cast -
Ann Carr
Becky Drysdale
Glennis McMurray
Ben Rodgers
Dan Gregor
Eli Newell
Eliza Skinner
Birch Harms

Writer/Director - Eliza Skinner
Cinematographer - Paul Rondeau
Editor - Dave Lombard
Music - Tyler Walker
Title Card - Noah Scalin

AMY AT THE CLUB
Eliza’s internet sensation! Front page of Digg and CollegeHumor!

KAREN IN THE DORM
Lisa’s mom is super cool. And not at all racist.

ALLIE BAKER - THE GIRL ON THE OTHER END OF THE PHONE IN RAP SONGS
MTV Present’s: Cool Jobs You Can Do Episode 1.

SHELLY “THE SHARK” FROM CELEBRITY REHAB
Glennis’ take on what Shelly “The Shark” from Celebrity Rehab might be like on a date.

PRETTY GIRL
What happens when Glennis has way too much time on her hands at home.

I EAT PANDAS IN THE DEL CLOSE MARATHON
Audience video from IEP’s performance in the DCM on 8/31/06.